So I hear there's another Uchiha faggot in this world. Fucks sake, they really ARE like god damn cockroaches. Probably also why those foul insects have the word cock in their fucking name.

And Finfuck is leading the blind shit around, it seems. HAHAHA. Sucks to be you, Kisame!

Since I have nothing better to do this week in this forsaken hell hole, I got creative. In commemoration of the dumb fucks wandering around...

[Private to Rin]
Do you know how to knit?
[/Private]

[Private to Evil!Itachi and Anbu!Itachi]
We should have a threesome. What do you think?
[/Private]

My daughter's birthday just passed, and it was a nice day. Although I once again celebrated it on the wrong day. Ever since Ino disappeared, I have never been able to keep Histuki's birthday straight. At this rate, she'll be lucky to know she was born in December when she gets older.

Where is my fucking stipend for this month, bastard? I need to eat just like the rest of the worthless little shits around here.

[Private to Native!Kisame]
December 10th.

The hill at the edge of Fire and Sound's territory.

Be there, and be sure to stay on task rather than leading around old blind men.

[/Private]

Anybody goes near my room. I'll thread you through the face. Have a migraine, that's all you need to know.

Apparently there's anoher Itachi here who's gone and become dependant of me. Which means I probably won't be in the base much.Leader-sama can ontact any of us from anywhere, though, so I'm not too worried about being able to follow orders...

Itachi-san - er...well, the one I brought up the training idea to (WHY are there so many T_T; ). That's gonna have to be scheduled sometime soon. Sorry.

And uh...yeah, that's about it.